Sad Tale of Beautiful Actress
Anne Hathaway, stunningly gorgeous, charming, witty, and in a limelight of another kind.
The poor Ms Hathaway, you see, has been going out with unsavory characters.
Oh, they are savory enough, if you wish to dine on cavier whilst skipping the waves in monster yachts. Unfortunately, the yachts happen to be bought through dollars earned the con way. Cons that defrauded folks out of life savings while invoking the name of the Pope.
Yes, that Pope.
Now, to be sure, Ms Hathaway is not guilty, nor even under investigation. She is honest and forthright, and apparently chooses bad boy friends.
Her first boy friend in this saga is a young alleged cad by the name of Raffaello Follieri. Mr. Follieri is said to be the kind of fellow who charms you with a smile and a handshake, and you better count your rings. Mr. Follieri was indicted on charges of money laundering and wire fraud.
The poor Ms Hathaway had her personal journal confiscated by the feds as evidence in this matter.
Her second boyfriend , Adam Shulman, is accused of stealing a construction site mural.
Wait a minute! A mural?
Mr. Follieri was engaged in real estate fraud, but this boyfriend is charged with…mural stealing?
Apparently Mr. Shulman and a friend were seen stealing the large piece of, uh, graffiti by a street artist who goes by the name of Mr. Brainwash. (One doubts that Mr. Brainwash is a family monicker)
At any rate, the poor Ms Hathaway again endures the dimmer limelight, and it is too sad.
Having just begun a wonderful career with hits like The Princess Diaries, Ella Enchanted, and the biting The Devil Wears Prada, it is a shame that Ms Hathaway is even remotely connected with con men and petty thieves.
Get Smart, Ms Hathaway, we are pulling for you.